Fiction Writing Tips 51–60

Welcome to the sixth page of the Fiction Writing Tip of the Week feature. Here you will find tips 51 through 60.

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These tips are organized in reverse chronological order. Tip #60 will be at the top while tip #51 is at the bottom. To read the entire list in order, go all the way to the bottom and read upward. 

Enjoy!

Tip #60 Avoid Exclamation Points in Narration!

Okay, the exclamation point above is a joke! It's for emhasis! It shows how silly it looks to have exclamation points in anything but dialogue! It makes you look like a hack writer!

I can't tell you how many times I've been reading an aspiring novelist's otherwise worthy prose only to come upon one of these. It will go something like this:

Denise peeked into the sealed room and then forced the door open wider. She got her arm through and then her head and shoulders. Finally she was all the way through. The air was stale and choked with dust. And there against the stone wall she saw the cloak!

I know you want your reader to get excited about your story, and I know you want to convey the viewpoint character's excitement. But you need to do that through word choice and the actions and spoken words of the characters, not through exclamation points in narration.

(I hope it goes without saying that if an exclamation point is bad then two or three—or an exclamation point plus a question mark—is even worse!?!!? We're not writing e-mails, for crying out loud.)

In dialogue, by the way, exclamation points are welcome. If your characters are in exciting situations or are just prone to excited speech, the reader expects lots of exclamation points. But only between the quotation marks.

An exclamation point in your non-dialogue passages makes your prose look weak. It looks like you think the reader won't get it (or won't get excited) if you don't signal it with the Roman candle that is an exclamation point in narration.

Trust your reader to get it. Trust in your ability to show—through what the characters say and do (see Tip #29)—when excitement is called for in the story and in the reader.

So go your way and stop using exclamation points in your narration!

Tip #59: Avoid Agenda-Driven Fiction

I can't tell you how many times I've read something like this in the fiction proposals I've considered over the years:

I wrote this novel to prove that Christians ought not gossip.

...or...

My aim is that readers conclude that unconfessed sin can cause their lives to fall apart.

...or even worse...

I have written this novel to show the complete depravity of man and that the world's only hope is salvation in Jesus Christ.

Okay, don't get me wrong, I agree with all those things. Especially the last one.

But when you come to fiction, you can't write a novel to prove a point. You can't be writing a sermon (or, more commonly, a diatribe) to tell those sinners off.

Many well-meaning writers come to fiction as a means of sugar-coating their bitter pill. They want to preach to some deluded audience or rail against some social ill and they feel that fiction will somehow make their message more palatable and persuasive.

I'm here to tell you that it does not.

Agenda-driven fiction is bad for two reasons. First, it's almost always written by someone who has no interest in learning the craft of fiction. In other words, it usually stinks as a novel. These authors aren't typically patient enough to learn how to do it right. They just want to loose their fusillade and move on with their lives.

Second, agenda-driven fiction is often bad because it isn't about a person or a story; it's about an Important Lesson.

In fiction, story is king. It outranks (or should outrank) everything else, including that lesson you want to drive into the reader's thick head.

And in order to make story king, you have to start with character. Read Tip #50 to find out how to construct a story the right way: protagonist first.

Readers do not come to fiction to be preached at. They come for escape and entertainment and fun. You start putting in anything that feels like bony finger pointing and the reader will quickly find something else to do besides read your book. If they want a sermon they'll go to church. Outside of church they want no sermons.

But What About Theme and Message?

Am I saying that fiction must be about merely funny or entertaining things, "lite" topics without any substance?

Of course not. Good novels have a theme or a message or even a note of warning or challenge. Hopefully your novel will have this, too.

My novels Operation: FirebrandCrusade and Operation: FirebrandDeliverance tackle serious humanitarian issues (modern slavery in Sudan and North Korean tyranny to its people, respectively). I very much wanted to make people aware of what's going on in these regions. But even in those novels, story was king. Characters reigned over Message.

There's a difference between writing a novel to prove a point and writing a novel about a person and finding out later that you've made an interesting commentary on some theme that resonates with you and readers.

It can even work if you know in advance what you want your theme to be—if you do it through your protagonist's inner journey (see Tip #3). Keep it subtle, keep it about the character and not the reader, and the reader may (or may not) take up your invitation to examine her life on this issue.

And that's the difference. With agenda-driven fiction you're nailing the reader to the wall like a fire and brimstone preacher. You want her squirming in her pew. With correct fiction you're offering up a story and letting readers interpret it as they will.

You're doing what Rod Serling often said when introducing an episode of Twilight Zone: "Presented for your consideration, a man who..."

Don't come to fiction to prove a point or teach a lesson. Just tell your story and let the chips fall where they may.

Tip #58: Avoid Direct Address

This tip is the second in a series on things to avoid in your fiction.

In the parlance of cinema, direct address is when an actor speaks directly into the camera. If you'll watch, most cinematography is done in third person. The camera (and therefore the viewer) is an observer, not a participant.

There's an invisible wall between the world of the story and the world of the viewer. Films occasionally break this barrier intentionally (and of course TV news anchormen do it all the time) to interesting effect, as when Ferris Beuller looks right into the camera and lets us in on his world.

This is akin to the "aside" in theatre. In these, there is a kind of a pause in the action and an actor turns directly to the audience, often with his hand to the side of his mouth as if sharing a secret, and makes some humorous comment about what's going on in the story.

In nonfiction writing, especially of the self-help variety, authors can and should speak directly to the reader. In Christian living books the effect the author is striving for is usually an intimate chat between a person who has knowledge and a person who wants that knowledge. But fiction is not self-help. Fiction is entertainment.

In fiction, direct address is when you talk directly to the reader. Often this takes the form of sentences using the word you, in which the reader is the you in question.

You'd never know it to look at him, but Tommy was...

You know how irritating it is when people...

The building was rectangular as you look at it from above...

It was the largest celebration you've ever seen...

Let me set your mind at ease, dear reader...

[Also watch for examples of when the you is understood: "But don't worry, he'll be all right."]

When the author does this, it has a disconcerting effect on the reader. It's shocking and off-putting, rather like finding out that the two-way mirror you thought you were safely hidden behind is actually just a pane of regular window glass. You're exposed and suddenly part of the story, instead of sitting back as observer only.

That's why movies don't do it very often. People come to movies to be entertained, not put onstage. It's also why video phones will have a hard time catching on. People would rather be hidden than revealed.

It has the same effect in fiction. The invisible barrier is broken and the reader is discomfited, if only on an unconscious level.

It's similar to the reaction my young son had the first time he heard the Veggie Tales CD in which Bob and Larry actually said his name. It was too intense. He was no longer safely hidden. He was exposed. It was three years before he could bear listening to that CD again.

Go through your manuscript looking for those times when you've broken this invisible barrier. If you really, truly want to reach through the page and grab your reader's attention—even knowing that will quite likely make her ultimately not finish reading your book—then go for it.

And this rule, like most of the others on this column, can be violated flagrantly and successfully by a wildly talented novelist.

But most of the time most of us should maintain that invisible barrier and not try to directly address the reader.

And you can take that to the bank.

Tip #57: Avoid Present Tense

This tip is the first in a series about things to be avoided in your fiction.

Like most of the "rules" in writing a novel, this one should apply to every writer learning the ropes. Like most of the rules in writing a novel, this one holds true 98% of the time. And like most of the rules in writing a novel, a gifted author can violate it flagrantly and have fabulous results.

In other words, it's a rule of thumb, a great guideline for almost every writer in almost every instance, but it's not a Commandment. Still, violate it at your own risk.

Most of the time, most of us should avoid present tense in our prose. Examples:

Jimmy walks across the room and looks out the window.

The crowd reacts with horror when Deborah falls off the stage.

You're using present tense when you're speaking as if the thing is happening right now. It's the use of is instead of was, of walks instead of walked.

Most fiction is written in past tense. "It was a dark and stormy night." (Not "It is a dark and stormy night.") Past tense is what readers expect. It's the convention every reader anticipates in every novel, as expected as black ink on the page or text written in left-to-right lines. It's a given.

When you violate a given, it's jarring to the reader. What if your book's words were printed vertically up and down the page so that the reader had to turn it sideways to read it? Would it make it a better or more interesting book? Not necessarily. Would the reader thank you for doing it differently? Um...not so much.

Present tense is like that. Some readers might not notice for awhile because it's certainly not as jarring as vertical text, but it's still not what the reader expects. I guarantee that editors and publishers and booksellers will notice. And they will object.

I know this because I once tried to sell a proposal in which the prose was all in present tense. I chose present tense because I thought it felt more immediate and accessible. But I was soundly instructed that such a thing was unacceptable. I didn't understand, but I went ahead and changed it to past tense to try to get it published.

After that time, I came onto the editorial staff at a publishing company and have since served with three CBA publishers. I slowly came to realize that they were right. Present tense is great for your synopsis and it's the only way to do dialogue, but for the narration and description it's not the way to go.

Over that time I have seen the occasional manuscript written in present tense that has worked beautifully. That's the exception the proves the rule. It's usually done by a massively gifted author who could violate every tip in this column and still create a breathtaking work of staggering genius.

But most of us should stick with past tense.

As I mentioned above, you should always use present tense in dialogue. Dialogue uses lots of tenses, actually. Spot them: "Where where you? Janine says you were over at Dianne's house, but you told me you were going to a movie."

You should also use present tense in your synopsis.

Now, if your book needs you to call attention to time, like maybe you're making a philosophical comment on the brevity of the moment, or you're playing with states of consciousness in which your viewpoint character is losing it a little bit, present tense might be the right tool for you.

Everywhere else, stick to the convention.

This goes back to Tip #13, the invisible novelist. Your goal is to disappear so that the reader forgets she's reading a book and instead enters into the world of the story. She can't do that if you're waving your hands with odd and obstructive stunts like present tense.

For the most part, most of us should avoid present tense most of the time.

Tip #56: Manage Profanity, Part 2

**Dwayne**

Little blond Barbie dolls. Cute.

Dwayne moved through the house with the silence of a roach. Must be nice to have a playroom and a big room of your own. He bent over the large dollhouse, where a blond plastic bimbo sat askew in her chair having a burger and fries with a redheaded plastic bimbo.

Moonlight cast soft shadows on the toy cabinets and dress-up bin and pink bean bag chairs in the playroom. Typical. Delicious.

Dwayne picked up the blond doll and caressed its molded smile with the tip of his hunting knife. The stiff yellow hair fell across the edge of the blade.

Hmm.

He snatched the locks in his thumb and fingers, slightly less dexterous because of the rubber gloves. He put his left hand over the doll’s face, held the knife to the scalp, and pulled the hair across the blade. The strands came away in his hand reluctantly, like pulling a wing off a bird.

He rotated the defiled doll before his eyes and felt the excitement rise in his neck. Pretty little thing.

Dwayne dropped the doll to the carpet and stepped into Camille’s room. The kindergartner lay sideways on her PowerPuff Girls sheets, blond hair arrayed over the pillow like a yellow skirt.

Pretty little thing.

**Lorraine**

Lorraine gazed at the martini just down the bar from where she sat. She shut her eyes, almost tasting it. Her own glass rattled when she lifted it to her lips, the ice betraying the tremors in her hand. Water. All it did was chill her. But at least it kept the gravel out of her voice.

“You really used to be a model?” the guy asked.

Lorraine forced herself to look at him. He was bulbous and sweaty, with meaty fingers like a stack of Michelin tires. The thought of him touching her…

“Yeah,” she said, “really. Magazines and catalogues and sh—” She censored herself. Maybe this guy was one of those pervs who didn’t mind adultery but couldn’t stand foul language.

His eyes widened and wandered somewhere south of her eyes. “That’s really something, huh?”

“Yeah. So you sure you don’t need the Percocet anymore?” He’d said it was his wife’s pain-killer but there was no need to remind him that he was betraying her. It might blow the whole thing. Lorraine stamped down a shudder. She needed a smoke.

His eyes came back north. “Huh? Oh, right. No, no, she doesn’t— I mean, it’ll be fine.”

Lorraine stood up and pressed herself against his shoulder. “I don’t know about you, honey, but I’m ready to get somewhere private with you.”

He almost fell getting off the bar stool. “Yeah, sure. Definitely.” He dropped a twenty on the bar and headed to the door, gripping her hand on his arm as if he thought she might run away otherwise.

She was going to run away, all right, but not just yet. She watched his jowls bounce as he walked and again thought of that face on hers.

“Just…let’s go grab the Percocet first, okay?”

“What? I can’t go home with—”

She yanked her hand away and stopped. “You’re going to get it first, you hear me. Or you don’t get,” she said, pulling the hem of her shirt wide open for him to have a look, “what you want.”

His eyes bugged. “Right. Right. Okay. Come on.”

She smoothed her shirt and preceded him to the door. Perv.

Profanity Without All the Bad Language

Were those characters foul? Were they profane? Did you feel their depravity in the seat of your being? If I did my job right, you were horrified by Dwayne and disgusted by Lorraine.

I created that effect because of all the foul language I used, obviously. I mean, have you ever heard so many profanities in the space of a single page?

Oh...wait.

But surely these are the kind of people who would use profanity. Foulness pervaded their character. Even if you didn’t actually see or hear them using four-letter words, you felt a deep corruption oozing through their skin.